CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tsunami of spam is about to slam down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with gross porn. These bastards are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned cash, so be super cautious. Don't click on any buttons in these emails, and report them immediately. Be smart! Da